Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Ummmmm

That is all that is going through my mind right now.

I am waiting at Panera (a restaurant next to work) for Sean to pick me up. He needed the car for young mens tonight. I started catching up on blog reading when a very friendly man came in and sat right next to me. This man is probably in his later 50s. He is still sitting close and staring. A few minutes ago, we may have had this conversation.

Him "Hey angel"

Me "Hello"

Him "Is that one of them laptop things?"

Me(not feeling like talking to this man at all) "Yep"

Him "Well, I have always wanted one of those"

Me(thinking he is going to take it and my purse) "They are nice to have"

Him "To be honest, I would rather have you sitting on my lap"

WHAT WHAT WHAT did you just say????? Sean, get here faster!!!

He then got mad at me and left the seat right next to me to the one across from me. He said that I wasn't very good at conversations. Hmmmm that's odd, especially since I am sitting here with headphones in my ears typing-- what makes him think I am up for conversation about sitting on his lap?

Oh Pittsburgh!

14 comments:

Stephanie and Daniel said...

Oh My Gosh!!!!!!!! I am sorry you had to encounter such a situation. I just have one question.. Where do they get the confidence? UMMMMM is all you can say.

Dana said...

wow. that's pretty uncomfortable! what are some people thinking?!

Hayley (and Kyle) said...

ohhhh noooo!!!! gross!!!! what a perv. In what world or situation would it be okay for an old dude to approach a pretty blonde in her 20s like that? It's just not. I'm so sorry!

Miss you rachel! Hope you guys are doing well!

Juliann said...

Gross!

Carly said...

Okay sicko!!!

Will said...

You carry Mace, right? Even if you do, I think it's time to upgrade to a taser for the possible comedic value.

James and Megan said...

That's crazy! You should have said that you were a bit gassy that day, and that it probably wouldn't be a good idea.

James and Megan said...

I can't believe you said that Megan... Grow up!

Rachel said...

BAHAHAHA!!!! Sick and wrong...but slightly funny too. I can show you some self defense moves if you want. Just let me know!

James and Megan said...

haha. ewww. creeper. I don't think wedding rings matter to them. You should carry some pepper spray around PA. Oh by the way,did you watch the bachelor finale? Crystal and I went to a little party... I will never watch that show AGAIN.

Lanie Ree said...

I am still laughing about that one.

Matt Neal said...

Just when you thought being married would get you out of those situations!

Di said...

Absolutely and totally gross!

Adam and Jess said...

You know you're hot when.... you are waiting for your HUSBAND and wearing a wedding ring (you were wearing it right?:)) and a random older guy starts hitting on you. Hilarious.